Funny Shart Survival Kit
Funny Shart Survival Kit
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Funny Shart Survival Kit
🚨The Shart Survival Kit – Your Comprehensive Emergency Response System for Digestive Emergencies
FEATURES
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Emergency Undergarments: Includes one pair of "Oopsie Poopsie" disposable underpants made of soft, hypoallergenic non-woven fabric to keep your dignity intact in times of distress.
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Double-Layer Tissue Pack: The "Brown Town" tissues feature a wax-coated, dual-layer design for max absorbency and no seep-through.
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Clean-Up Wipes: Comes with 8 extra-large (8" x 8") antibacterial wipes from the "Clean Booty" system, perfect for full-surface recovery.
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Crisis Management Guide: A waterproof, laminated instruction card gives you step-by-step support for navigating your moment of truth.
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Commemorative Badge: Includes a 1.5" die-cast metal “I Survived” pin so you can wear your experience like a badge of honor.
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Premium Safety Materials: All components are hypoallergenic, latex-free, odor-neutralizing, and vegan-friendly for a clean and conscious recovery.
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Compact & Portable: The kit measures just 6" x 4" x 1.5" and weighs only 7.2 oz — easy to stash in a backpack, desk drawer, or glove compartment.
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Perfect Gag Gift: Ideal for Secret Santa, gag gifts, or that friend who’s always “totally fine” after trying street food.
SPECIFICATIONS
- Material: Medical-grade plastics and fabrics
- Weight: 7.2 oz
- Size: 6" x 4" x 1.5"
PACKAGE INCLUDES
- 1 × Funny Shart Survival Kit
NOTE
- Please allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement.
- Due to the differences in monitor and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color shown in the pictures.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
U.S. shipping
$6.99 on orders under $60. Free shipping on orders of $60 or more.
Processing & delivery
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30-day returns
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